Suppose I observe a single pair of numbers $(x, y)$. How do I develop a principled approach to decide whether $x$ is significantly larger than $y$ or vice versa? There are some noise in the measurements, so I kind of have three categories:
$x$ is so much larger than $y$, that the uncertainty related to noise is negligible
$y$ is so much larger than $x$, that the uncertainty related to noise is negligible
$x$ and $y$ are not so different, that it would be possible to make a definite statement
I think statistics would have something to offer here.
First, I have been trying to think what is "significantly larger". I could perhaps formulate a null hypothesis
$$H_{0}: \textrm{$x$ and $y$ were drawn from the same distribution}.$$
However, I don't know how to actually test that. (I guess I can't assume any particular distribution (at least yet), so I would be looking for some general intuition. If it would help, we could perhaps assume normal or uniform distributions.)