For any given regression problem, there are literally an infinite number of possible loss functions that, when minimized, give something pretty close to an OLS or TLS solution. For example, when fitting a parabola to some data, in addition to "ordinary" solutions, we could choose an arbitrary formulation for a parabola, say:
$$F(x,y) = Ax^2 + 4ACxy + Cy^2 + Dx + Ey + 1 = 0$$
...subtract everything to the LHS (i.e. solve for 0) and minimize the absolute value or square of the LHS. In this case, we would find $[A,C,D,E]$ so that $|F(x,y)|$ is minimized. Indeed, this seems like the simple thing to do. Such a thing could be done for arbitrarily complex functions, and even for vector-valued functions by replacing $|\cdot|$ with $||\cdot||$.
Why is the "subtract-everything-to-one-side" loss not more popular in regression analysis, and what are possible pitfalls of such a method?