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Statistics' real contribution to society is primarily moral, not technical.
Steve Vardeman and Max Morris
"If you put a buttock on a hot plate and another one on an ice cube, the average is good, but in reality your bottom is in trouble."
The Median Isn't the Message
No statistican, but useful for the profession:
The perfect is the enemy of the good - Voltaire
CauseWeb has a collection of statistics quotations. Many have already been repeated here, but it has plenty that haven't yet been quoted, such as
"The only statistics you can trust are those you falsified yourself."
(Falsely attributed to Sir Winston Churchill.) For the rest, follow the CauseWeb links to Resources->Fun->Quote.
The mathematician, carried along on his flood of symbols, dealing apparently with purely formal thruths, may still reach results of endless importance for our description of physical universe
-- Karl Pearson
"Winwood Reade is good upon the subject. He remarks that, while the individual man is an insoluble puzzle, in the aggregate he becomes a mathematical certainty. You can, for example, never foretell what any one man will do, but you can say with precision what an average number will be up to. Individuals vary, but percentages remain constant. So says the statistician".
(Sherlock Holmes speaking to Dr. Watson in Arthur Conan Doyle's "The Sign of the Four")
Good statistics involves principled argument that conveys an interesting and credible point.
-- Robert P. Abelson, (1995) "Statistics as Principled Argument"
We left in our mathematical model a gap for the exercise of a more intuitive process of personal judgement
-- Egon Pearson, quoted in Abelson (1995).
A table without stars is like champagne without bubbles! - David Giles
Data analysis is simply a dialogue with the data
--Stephen F. Gull, 1994
Not yet famous, but could become so.
"If a problem can not be tackled nonparametrically, it is dangerous to tackle it parametrically. But on the other hand, if it can be tackled nonparametrically, it would be better to tackle it parametrically." -- Sir David Cox
Do not make things easy for yourself by speaking or thinking of data as if they were different from what they are; and do not go off from facing data as they are, to amuse your imagination by wishing they were different from what they are. Such wishing is pure waste of nerve force, weakens your intellectual power, and gets you into habits of mental confusion.
--Mary Everest Boole
It's not really about statistics, but I think it applies to statistics:
It is a capital mistake to theorize before one has data. Insensibly one begins to twist facts to suit theories, instead of theories to suit facts.
Arthur Conan Doyle
Check out "Statistician's Blues" by Todd Snider who is an alternative-country singer-songwriter. Warning, if you are sensitive to "bad" words, don't listen to the song. If you have a good or perhaps twisted sense of humor you will enjoy.
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"The statistician cannot evade the responsibility for understanding the processes he applies or recommends." -- Sir Ronald A. Fisher in The Design of Experiments (1935)
An argument over the meaning of words is a matter of law, an argument grounded in empirical data and quantitative estimates is an argument about science.
~ Razib Khan (though he is not a statistician or famous)
A variation on the Fisher quotation given here is
Hiring a statistician after the data have been collected is like hiring a physician when your patient is in the morgue. He may be able to tell you what went wrong, but he is unlikely to be able to fix it.
But I heard this attributed to Box, not Fisher.
Perhaps not overly famous among statisticians but reduced-form econometricians will know it well:
If you can't see the causal relation of interest in the reduced form, it's probably not there.
Not really about statistics, but works perfectly:
"Science is built up of facts, as a house is with stones. But a collection of facts is no more a science than a heap of stones is a house." (Henri Poincaré)
Statistics without science is incomplete, science without statistics is imperfect.
Many folks know only enough statistics to be dangerous. From Statistics for Dummies II - Deborah Rumsey
[T]he p-value is the probability of obtaining data at least as extreme as the ones observed, if the null hypothesis is true. This is a world apart from saying that it is the probability of the null hypothesis being true, given that you observed that extreme data! Beware! If your ability on the long jump puts you in the 99.99% percentile, that does not mean that you are a kangaroo, and neither can one infer that the probability that you belong to the human race is 0.01%. - Tomasso Dorigo
A witty statesman said, you might prove anything by figures.
~ Thomas Carlyle, Chartism (1839) ch. 2
...Statistics used as a catalyst to engineering creation will, I believe, always result in the fastest and most economical progress.
--George Box 1992
The Government are very keen on amassing statistics—they collect them, add them, raise them to the nth power, take the cube root and prepare wonderful diagrams. But what you must never forget is that every one of those figures comes in the first instance from the chowkidar (village watchman), who just puts down what he damn pleases [link].
-- Josiah Stamp, recounting a story from Harold Cox, Some Economic Factors in Modern Life (1929), p. 258.
An intense preoccupation with the latest minutiae and indifference to the social and intellectual forces of tradition and revolutionary change, combine to produce the Mandarinism that some would now say already characterizes academic statistical theory and is most likely to describe its immediate future.
The statisticians of the past came into the subject from other fields - astronomy, pure mathematics, genetics, agronomy, economics etc. — and created their statistical methodology with a background of training for a specific scientific discipline and a feeling for its current needs. So for the future I recommend we work on interesting problems and avoid dogmatism.
-- Herbert Robbins in "Wither Mathematical Statistics?" as quoted by Peter J. Huber in "Speculations on the Path of Statistics".
Robbins, Herbert. "Wither Mathematical Statistics?" Advances in Applied Probability 7 (1975): 116-21. doi:10.2307/1426316.
Brillinger, D. R., L. T. Fernholz, and S. Morgenthaler, eds. The Practice of Data Analysis: Essays in Honor of John W. Tukey. Princeton University Press, 1997. http://www.jstor.org/stable/j.ctt7zthdd.
In his Fisher lecture, Box defines mathematistry as
the development of theory for theory's sake, which, since it seldom touches down with practice, has a tendency to redefine the problem rather than solve it. Typically, there has once been a statistical problem with scientific relevance but this has long since been lost sight of.
He also defines cookbookery as
The tendency to force all problems into the molds of one or two routine techniques, insufficient thought being given to the real objectives of the investigation or to the relevance of the assumptions implied by the imposed methods.
Box, G. E. P. 1976. Science and Statistics. Journal of the American Statistical Association, 71: 791–799.
Roderick J. Little (2013) In Praise of Simplicity not Mathematistry! Ten Simple Powerful Ideas for the Statistical Scientist, Journal of the American Statistical Association
Let’s be clear: the work of science has nothing whatever to do with consensus. Consensus is the business of politics. Science, on the contrary, requires only one investigator who happens to be right, which means that he or she has results that are verifiable by reference to the real world. In science consensus is irrelevant. What is relevant is reproducible results. The greatest scientists in history are great precisely because they broke with the consensus.
There is no such thing as consensus science. If it’s consensus, it isn’t science. If it’s science, it isn’t consensus. Period.
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