The result is hard to explain to non-technical people because it is hard to explain even to statisticians!
The biggest problem is that you are applying the wrong tool incorrectly to the problem that you wish to solve. For a 'hypothesis test' the probability of a false positive is set prior to the analysis as the alpha (or size of the test). It is what Galen is calling a "confidence level". A hypothesis test generates a decision regarding rejection of the null hypothesis but it does not tell you the probability of a light bulb failing early or late, but can be designed to protect you against exceeding the alpha level probability of sending out a batch of bulbs with a mean failure rate lower (or higher) than 800 hours. In other words it can be set up as a useful test for acceptance of the batch of light bulbs.
A hypothesis test does not tell you directly about the probability of a light bulb failure time.
The p-value of 0.0018 that you obtained is the result from a 'significance test', and it says that the observed test results argue fairly strongly against the null hypothesis. It does not tell you the probability of a false positive error because the decision to accept or reject the null hypothesis is not forced by the p-value and so it is dependent on the p-value in combination other considerations. When any decision to reject the null is optional and dependent on factors outside the statistical test procedure the rate of erroneous decisions is not a property of the statistical test. Therefore a significance test does not even have a type I error rate.
Confusion regarding hypothesis test and significance tests is widespread and there are many relevant questions on this site. You can begin here: What is the difference between "testing of hypothesis" and "test of significance"? and here: Interpretation of p-value in hypothesis testing
You might like to report the probability of a light bulb in this batch lasting substantially less (or more) than 800 hours. The tools you want to use for that would not be a hypothesis test or a significance test, but one of several methods that estimate the distribution of light bulb lifetimes. You might like to look at bootstrapping for a very interesting way to do that without having to assume a particular distributional shape.